when life hands you pies, you make pie-monade
phil had a thingie at his house for his birthday last night, so i went over there. camel, ajo, benson, and a whole bunch of other people were there. we watched the gay gay dolphins lose their gay gay asses off to the redskins and then played lots and lots of texas hold-em. i sucked big time. i was supposed to leave his house at like 9:30 but he HAD to make me stay like 3 hours later...i hated every second of it, it was terrible...i should've killed myself. i'm not lying AT ALL. and i DEFINITELY don't like him at all either. nope nope nope...not in the least.
after that i drove all the way from west pines to us 1 and 17th st to meet brit and kel at a party, but then they called me and told me to turn around and meet them by western, so i did. i almost got assraped in the woods cuz this guy todd got me lost, then we went to that guy bill's house...then the po-po rolled up and busted up the party. pig bastards. then we went back to cj's dad's house and ate and talked and girlie stuff.
woke up at 9 today cuz i thought i had a million things to do...it turns out i had NADA to do...i am a big big loser, but i do have to go cuz i have an ap macroeconomics project to do in like 30 min, so to all my bitchez and hoez...peace love and lots of drugs...wow, my penis just grew like 3 inches by saying that.
after that i drove all the way from west pines to us 1 and 17th st to meet brit and kel at a party, but then they called me and told me to turn around and meet them by western, so i did. i almost got assraped in the woods cuz this guy todd got me lost, then we went to that guy bill's house...then the po-po rolled up and busted up the party. pig bastards. then we went back to cj's dad's house and ate and talked and girlie stuff.
woke up at 9 today cuz i thought i had a million things to do...it turns out i had NADA to do...i am a big big loser, but i do have to go cuz i have an ap macroeconomics project to do in like 30 min, so to all my bitchez and hoez...peace love and lots of drugs...wow, my penis just grew like 3 inches by saying that.