two fairies
mary and sooz sat on a toadstool. this was feasible because they were both fairies. mary was a tooth specialist whereas sooz was employed by bunnyhill enchanted woods, which is somewhere in berkshire. the pair were on lunchbreak. sooz had started smoking again. mary didn't approve, but the idea of inhaling tar certainly seemed more attractive than what she had wrapped in cellophane for lunch. sooz was the first to speak, 'anything special happened recently?' mary replied, 'well, there was one boy who put a plastic tooth piece from one of his board games under his pillow rather than a real one.' 'what a horrible child. do they think we do this for fun?' replied sooz with disgust, but mary had no time to take this in, because someone stopped believing in fairies, and she'd faded out of existence.