Getting paid this much is almost a natural high.
Well. I hate dreams about work.
If you're wondering about the title... I was wearing a shirt that said that in my dream. I was giving jewelry their returns and someone paged assistance to shoes... So im finishing putting the few items on their counter, and all of a sudden i hear this incredibly annoying voice saying quite loudly "We're waitiiiiing. I need help with shoooeeeeeessssss." So... having a small thought to punch them in the face... i walk over there. It's this older couple... with this 10 year old they're claiming as their son, asking me if we have anymore of these boots.
I was confused in my dream because... I dont remember those boots on the boot wall. So i tell them that my department manager must have just put them up because I've never seen them before. They're asking for a size 12 for the kid. (of 10?) Anyway, so I tell them that there might still be some in the runs, and walk them over to size 12 in mens. Which, of course, there is none. They said something to me, I dont remember what... and then left.
For some reason, I decided it was time to go outside and get carts? So I go outside, and its snowing, and... I dont have a jacket. I remember seeing Bill pass by, probably pushing in carts. Some guy stopped by and I assume i knew him? Because I put my head on his shoulder and did this fake cry, and he was patting my back like "Oh, its okay Mel." And for some reason, I wanted to really cry, even though the people werent that mean. He says, "It cant be that bad. Look, did you hear what happened to (forget who he said) today?" And im like no... He says, "[person] was helping someone get something into their car, and they threatened to shove a pen into [persons] eye." I was kind of dumbfounded. And i remember in my dream me wondering why the hell someone would threaten a person that was trying to help them.
So i realize my life doesnt suck that much and I say bye to whoever the hell that guy was and continue going towards Lawn and Garden to get (carts?) ... I see the same annoying people, this time without their 10 year old "son", who have a cart full of stuff now. They ask me if the lawn and garden doors will beep if they go in, and although i can plainly see the device on the sides that makes it beep, I say, "I dont know." And kind of shrug. So they walk in, of course it beeps, and Im smiling to myself. I heard sirens, and then I woke up.
Yay me.
If you're wondering about the title... I was wearing a shirt that said that in my dream. I was giving jewelry their returns and someone paged assistance to shoes... So im finishing putting the few items on their counter, and all of a sudden i hear this incredibly annoying voice saying quite loudly "We're waitiiiiing. I need help with shoooeeeeeessssss." So... having a small thought to punch them in the face... i walk over there. It's this older couple... with this 10 year old they're claiming as their son, asking me if we have anymore of these boots.
I was confused in my dream because... I dont remember those boots on the boot wall. So i tell them that my department manager must have just put them up because I've never seen them before. They're asking for a size 12 for the kid. (of 10?) Anyway, so I tell them that there might still be some in the runs, and walk them over to size 12 in mens. Which, of course, there is none. They said something to me, I dont remember what... and then left.
For some reason, I decided it was time to go outside and get carts? So I go outside, and its snowing, and... I dont have a jacket. I remember seeing Bill pass by, probably pushing in carts. Some guy stopped by and I assume i knew him? Because I put my head on his shoulder and did this fake cry, and he was patting my back like "Oh, its okay Mel." And for some reason, I wanted to really cry, even though the people werent that mean. He says, "It cant be that bad. Look, did you hear what happened to (forget who he said) today?" And im like no... He says, "[person] was helping someone get something into their car, and they threatened to shove a pen into [persons] eye." I was kind of dumbfounded. And i remember in my dream me wondering why the hell someone would threaten a person that was trying to help them.
So i realize my life doesnt suck that much and I say bye to whoever the hell that guy was and continue going towards Lawn and Garden to get (carts?) ... I see the same annoying people, this time without their 10 year old "son", who have a cart full of stuff now. They ask me if the lawn and garden doors will beep if they go in, and although i can plainly see the device on the sides that makes it beep, I say, "I dont know." And kind of shrug. So they walk in, of course it beeps, and Im smiling to myself. I heard sirens, and then I woke up.
Yay me.