"Europe is probably like, what the fuck America?
We elected a black man. And ever since I found out, my stomach has been in knots. I'm so worried he's going to get assassinated. I have a lot of hope for him, I think he's gonna be a good president. Though to be honest, anything is better than Bush; we could have elected a pineapple. But still, I'm really excited for the next four years.
And question one didn't get passed-thank God...Or the voters who filled in no...
Whatever.
B.