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Hello there. Well, I suppose this is the first entry in my new journal. How about some Simpsons quotes to break the ice?
- "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
- "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
- "If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
- "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
- "They have the Internet on computers, now?"
- "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
Heh. Indeed.
- "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
- "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
- "If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
- "Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
- "They have the Internet on computers, now?"
- "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
Heh. Indeed.