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Whoa, my last update in this journal was May 23? I'm waaaay overdue.
I don't really have much to say. How about some Family Guy quotes?
Chris: Yea, we can live with you again even though you are a dangerous retard!
Peter: Chris, don't say "retard." We preffer to be called "little people" because there is nothing wrong with being mentally challenged. In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian...Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes...uhhhh...
Spanish Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just "me llamo Brian."
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english!
Spanish Bellboy: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You...you're kidding me, right?
Spanish Bellboy: Que?
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, "Oooooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
I don't really have much to say. How about some Family Guy quotes?
Chris: Yea, we can live with you again even though you are a dangerous retard!
Peter: Chris, don't say "retard." We preffer to be called "little people" because there is nothing wrong with being mentally challenged. In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian...Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes...uhhhh...
Spanish Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just "me llamo Brian."
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english!
Spanish Bellboy: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You...you're kidding me, right?
Spanish Bellboy: Que?
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, "Oooooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.