1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone. ( Read more... )
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
When you see a light at the end of the tunnel, make sure it does not get any brighter. It could just be the headlight of an oncoming train.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years. Mark Twain
You don't have to agree with me, but its quicker.
I know they say love is blind, but does it also have to be deaf, dumb, and stupid?
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
"You show the sensitivity of a Medieval Dentist."
Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying
it.
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
When you see a light at the end of the tunnel, make sure it does not
get any brighter. It could just be the headlight of an oncoming train.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.
Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough
draft before The Final Masterpiece.
When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my
father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much
he had learned in the last seven years.
Mark Twain
You don't have to agree with me, but its quicker.
I know they say love is blind, but does it also have to be deaf, dumb,
and stupid?
I had a life once... now I have a computer and a modem.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
"You show the sensitivity of a Medieval Dentist."
Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
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