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I went to check out my Googlism, I decided not to post it. If you really feel the need to see it, type my name in the box. But its really, well, embarrassing.
I had fun last night at Cam's party. Poor Vig, he sure is the brunt of our jokes. For those of you who weren't there, I made a transcript of the whole fight. -grins- We are so mean!
XxDeliciousCamxX: you are never too young for your first toga party
Just LOTR Viggo: But you can be too old. Like me.
sblomiedommie: *grins* Viggo's ooooooooold.
Just LOTR Viggo: *snorts* Fuck you, Dom! *laughs*
BloominOrlicious: It's all out of love, Vig. -laughs-
sblomiedommie: *smiles sweetly*
Just LOTR Viggo: Oh yes, out of love. Right.
Just LOTR Viggo: *tackles Dom, putting him in a head lock* My old ass can still kick yours.
sblomiedommie: You know you're loved, Vig
sblomiedommie: AHHH!!! *tries to get away*
sblomiedommie: *snorts* Cannot!
Just LOTR Viggo: Oh I can!
BloominOrlicious: Oh, Vig! LOVE the new haircut, by the way. -snorts, laughing hysterically-
sblomiedommie: *instantly perks up, hearing something knew to give Viggo shite about*
Just LOTR Viggo: *gawkes* That's not NICE! *tackles Orlando next, sitting on his stomach*
BloominOrlicious: UGH! Viggo! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
BloominOrlicious: -squirms from underneath him-
Just LOTR Viggo: *snorts, bouncing up and down* I'm sorry does this bother you?
BloominOrlicious: I...can't... -wheezes- breathe ... -wheeze- you wanker!
Just LOTR Viggo: Tilt your head back, it opens your wind pipe.
Just LOTR Viggo: *continues to bounce* Woo.
BloominOrlicious: -growls, only squriming more- A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE?!
sblomiedommie: Viggo, how is his windpipe going to help anything when you're sqashing his lungs? *tackles Viggo*
hobbity sean: -runs at Vig, tacklinf him off Orlando-
Just LOTR Viggo: Oh fuck *falls over*
XxDeliciousCamxX: TOGA!TOGA!TOGA!
Just LOTR Viggo: *manages to squirm free, trying to fix his hair* I like my hair. *grumbles about Orlando and his ugly curly hair*
BloominOrlicious: -gasps- I'M GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT, VIGGO.
Just LOTR Viggo: *looks over at Orli* Would you like me to say it a little louder? *grumbles about his ugly hair one more time*
BloominOrlicious: -points to Johnny- SEE. The curls are sexy!
BloominOrlicious: Go on then, say it bloody louder, you wanker!
Just Ewan: *points at his hair* The messy look is good too..
Just LOTR Viggo: Orlando has ugly hair. *laughs*
hobbity sean: *points at his hair* the receding hair line is in right now
noodle mantrah: Now I do love a good Orlando torture.. but I like his hair. *shrugs*
Just LOTR Viggo: *snorts* Just teasing him. I know it bothers him. *gives Orlando a look*
BloominOrlicious: It does not! -growls-
H0tRodJai: *whispers to Viggo* It does. *nods*
Just LOTR Viggo: *nods to Jai* It does.
look at carson: *whispers to Ewan* Orlando Bloom is really sexy when he's flustered...notice how he blushes a little...?
BloominOrlicious: -covers his face in his hands-
BloominOrlicious: I.do.not.blush.
Just Ewan: *laughs and whispers back* I notice! Its so cute!
hobbity sean: -overhears Carson's comment- oh, yes he is. -laughs-
BloominOrlicious: SEAN!@
sblomiedommie: Orlando SO blushes!
look at carson: Even if his hair IS totally wrong for his cheekbones...
hobbity sean: I mean, no no!! Orlando doesn't blush.
BloominOrlicious: What IS this, pick on Orlando day?
Just Ewan: See, Orlando? Everyone thinks you're cute!! *laughs*
BloominOrlicious: HEY! I like my cheekbones!
look at carson: He's still hot..
Just LOTR Viggo: You started by picking on my hair. *crosses his arms and pouts*
sblomiedommie: Carson can be harsh...you learn to deal with it
look at carson: I adore your cheekbones.
BloominOrlicious: Yeah, but at least I'm getting called cute, Vig. -grins-
BloominOrlicious: THANK YOU!
Just LOTR Viggo: *gawkes* Are you telling me I'm not cute?.
BloominOrlicious: No, Vig, sorry. Not cute.
hobbity sean: Vig is cute, too. -grins-
Just LOTR Viggo: *points at Sean* Sean called me cute.
sblomiedommie: eh...I guess Viggo's alright...
sblomiedommie: for an old man
BloominOrlicious: Sean has bad taste. -grins-
Just LOTR Viggo: Dom! Support me!
Just LOTR Viggo: *shakes his head* Orlando you're asking for it.
hobbity sean: I'd watch out if I were you, Mr. Bloom. This taste just called you cute minutes ago.
BloominOrlicious: I'm asking for it? When do I not?
BloominOrlicious: I love you, Sean? -laughs-
Just LOTR Viggo: *laughs* You'd have fun with me?
Just LOTR Viggo: *shrugs* Orlando you're just asking to get your ass kicked by an old man.
BloominOrlicious: -crosses his arms over his chest, quirking an eyebrow- You can't kick my ass, mate.
Just LOTR Viggo: *raises his eyebrow* I can't?
BloominOrlicious: No. 'Fraid you can't.
Just LOTR Viggo: *eye roll* How many times do I have to kick your ass before you get out of denial?
BloominOrlicious: You've not once kicked my ass, Vig.
Just LOTR Viggo: *shakes his head* I know I have.
BloominOrlicious: Oh bloody fucking bull shite!
Just LOTR Viggo: *grabs a beer, pops off the top, taking a drink*
Just LOTR Viggo: After I finish this beer, I'll show you.
BloominOrlicious: Trying to appear intimidating, mate? Ohh, I'm bloody shaking. -rolls eyes-
Just LOTR Viggo: Are you talking to me?
BloominOrlicious: No, m'talking to the bloody brick wall, dipshit.
Just LOTR Viggo: *his jaw drops, puts down his beer, stands up* You're done.
BloominOrlicious: Am I? -snorts-
Just LOTR Viggo: *pounces on Orli, ruffling his hair, then gives him a noogie*
BloominOrlicious: -falls to the floor with a thud- That the best you got, Vig? -pushes you off of him, rolling his eyes as he gets back to his feet-
Just LOTR Viggo: *tackles you, biting your arm*
Just Ewan: Viggo! So violent!
Just Ewan: *laughs*
BloominOrlicious: -punches Viggo's arm lightly, growling as he bites his arm- Fucker.
sblomiedommie: *chuckles* Viggo, way to kick his arse, mate
BloominOrlicious: Biting's the best he's got, it seems.
Just LOTR Viggo: *punches Orlando's arm harder as he sits over him, letting go of his bite*
hobbity sean: Be careful, Vig, with the biting... false teeth are costly to repair -smirks-
sblomiedommie: *dies*
Just LOTR Viggo: I DO NOT HAVE FAKE TEETH!
sblomiedommie: SEAN IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!
BloominOrlicious: -cracks the fuck up-
BloominOrlicious: I LOVE YOU SEAN!!
Just LOTR Viggo: At least I have hair.
Just Ewan: *cracks up* That was amazing.
sblomiedommie: yeah, how long will that last?
BloominOrlicious: Not much of it, mate.
BloominOrlicious: -laughs-
hobbity sean: -rae- What was that comment, old man?
abandoned katie: *laughs* i heart sean
Just LOTR Viggo: I have more than Sean.
look at carson: *giggles* Sean is so cool...
hobbity sean: -glare- Where's Billy? He'd back me up... receding hair lines are in
Just LOTR Viggo: *rolls his eyes* Maybe if you're talking about your bikini line, Sean.
BloominOrlicious: Vig, seriously, get the 'ell off me.
hobbity sean: -coughs- been checking out my bikini line recently, have you Vig?
Just LOTR Viggo: *rolls off Orlando*
BloominOrlicious: Thank you ... -gets up and brushes himself off-
look at carson: Thank you! Snaps for Richard and receding hairlines, people! *snaps*
H0tRodJai: *snaps*
hobbity sean: *snaps* you have to love it
Just LOTR Viggo: *rolls his eyes at Sean*
look at carson: Oh, I do! *touches his heart* I love it with all my gay little heart*
Just Ewan: *snaps*
sblomiedommie: *snaps*
BloominOrlicious: Ohhh, what's wrong? Grumpy old man's in a bad mood?
look at carson: *smiles* Now that's what I like to see, now Viggo, why don't you snap with us?
look at carson: Artherits got ya down?
sblomiedommie: *pulls up a chair and sits nexti Viggo, nudges* how goes it...?*fights the urge to say "old man"*
Just LOTR Viggo: *drinks the rest of his beer rather quick* This room makes me feel incredibly old.
Just LOTR Viggo: Okay it's my bedtime.
sblomiedommie: *laughs*
BloominOrlicious: Aww ... old man needs his bedtime.
Just LOTR Viggo: Next week they're transporting me to the nursing home. So send cards.
Just LOTR Viggo: The older folk might have a heart attack. I'm considered young there.
So, I'm free tonight, I'd really like to go to dinner with someone, on maybe a date?! But I don't know who... any suggestions or volunteers? -waits for all the hot, single men to throw themselves at him-
I had fun last night at Cam's party. Poor Vig, he sure is the brunt of our jokes. For those of you who weren't there, I made a transcript of the whole fight. -grins- We are so mean!
XxDeliciousCamxX: you are never too young for your first toga party
Just LOTR Viggo: But you can be too old. Like me.
sblomiedommie: *grins* Viggo's ooooooooold.
Just LOTR Viggo: *snorts* Fuck you, Dom! *laughs*
BloominOrlicious: It's all out of love, Vig. -laughs-
sblomiedommie: *smiles sweetly*
Just LOTR Viggo: Oh yes, out of love. Right.
Just LOTR Viggo: *tackles Dom, putting him in a head lock* My old ass can still kick yours.
sblomiedommie: You know you're loved, Vig
sblomiedommie: AHHH!!! *tries to get away*
sblomiedommie: *snorts* Cannot!
Just LOTR Viggo: Oh I can!
BloominOrlicious: Oh, Vig! LOVE the new haircut, by the way. -snorts, laughing hysterically-
sblomiedommie: *instantly perks up, hearing something knew to give Viggo shite about*
Just LOTR Viggo: *gawkes* That's not NICE! *tackles Orlando next, sitting on his stomach*
BloominOrlicious: UGH! Viggo! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
BloominOrlicious: -squirms from underneath him-
Just LOTR Viggo: *snorts, bouncing up and down* I'm sorry does this bother you?
BloominOrlicious: I...can't... -wheezes- breathe ... -wheeze- you wanker!
Just LOTR Viggo: Tilt your head back, it opens your wind pipe.
Just LOTR Viggo: *continues to bounce* Woo.
BloominOrlicious: -growls, only squriming more- A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE?!
sblomiedommie: Viggo, how is his windpipe going to help anything when you're sqashing his lungs? *tackles Viggo*
hobbity sean: -runs at Vig, tacklinf him off Orlando-
Just LOTR Viggo: Oh fuck *falls over*
XxDeliciousCamxX: TOGA!TOGA!TOGA!
Just LOTR Viggo: *manages to squirm free, trying to fix his hair* I like my hair. *grumbles about Orlando and his ugly curly hair*
BloominOrlicious: -gasps- I'M GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT, VIGGO.
Just LOTR Viggo: *looks over at Orli* Would you like me to say it a little louder? *grumbles about his ugly hair one more time*
BloominOrlicious: -points to Johnny- SEE. The curls are sexy!
BloominOrlicious: Go on then, say it bloody louder, you wanker!
Just Ewan: *points at his hair* The messy look is good too..
Just LOTR Viggo: Orlando has ugly hair. *laughs*
hobbity sean: *points at his hair* the receding hair line is in right now
noodle mantrah: Now I do love a good Orlando torture.. but I like his hair. *shrugs*
Just LOTR Viggo: *snorts* Just teasing him. I know it bothers him. *gives Orlando a look*
BloominOrlicious: It does not! -growls-
H0tRodJai: *whispers to Viggo* It does. *nods*
Just LOTR Viggo: *nods to Jai* It does.
look at carson: *whispers to Ewan* Orlando Bloom is really sexy when he's flustered...notice how he blushes a little...?
BloominOrlicious: -covers his face in his hands-
BloominOrlicious: I.do.not.blush.
Just Ewan: *laughs and whispers back* I notice! Its so cute!
hobbity sean: -overhears Carson's comment- oh, yes he is. -laughs-
BloominOrlicious: SEAN!@
sblomiedommie: Orlando SO blushes!
look at carson: Even if his hair IS totally wrong for his cheekbones...
hobbity sean: I mean, no no!! Orlando doesn't blush.
BloominOrlicious: What IS this, pick on Orlando day?
Just Ewan: See, Orlando? Everyone thinks you're cute!! *laughs*
BloominOrlicious: HEY! I like my cheekbones!
look at carson: He's still hot..
Just LOTR Viggo: You started by picking on my hair. *crosses his arms and pouts*
sblomiedommie: Carson can be harsh...you learn to deal with it
look at carson: I adore your cheekbones.
BloominOrlicious: Yeah, but at least I'm getting called cute, Vig. -grins-
BloominOrlicious: THANK YOU!
Just LOTR Viggo: *gawkes* Are you telling me I'm not cute?.
BloominOrlicious: No, Vig, sorry. Not cute.
hobbity sean: Vig is cute, too. -grins-
Just LOTR Viggo: *points at Sean* Sean called me cute.
sblomiedommie: eh...I guess Viggo's alright...
sblomiedommie: for an old man
BloominOrlicious: Sean has bad taste. -grins-
Just LOTR Viggo: Dom! Support me!
Just LOTR Viggo: *shakes his head* Orlando you're asking for it.
hobbity sean: I'd watch out if I were you, Mr. Bloom. This taste just called you cute minutes ago.
BloominOrlicious: I'm asking for it? When do I not?
BloominOrlicious: I love you, Sean? -laughs-
Just LOTR Viggo: *laughs* You'd have fun with me?
Just LOTR Viggo: *shrugs* Orlando you're just asking to get your ass kicked by an old man.
BloominOrlicious: -crosses his arms over his chest, quirking an eyebrow- You can't kick my ass, mate.
Just LOTR Viggo: *raises his eyebrow* I can't?
BloominOrlicious: No. 'Fraid you can't.
Just LOTR Viggo: *eye roll* How many times do I have to kick your ass before you get out of denial?
BloominOrlicious: You've not once kicked my ass, Vig.
Just LOTR Viggo: *shakes his head* I know I have.
BloominOrlicious: Oh bloody fucking bull shite!
Just LOTR Viggo: *grabs a beer, pops off the top, taking a drink*
Just LOTR Viggo: After I finish this beer, I'll show you.
BloominOrlicious: Trying to appear intimidating, mate? Ohh, I'm bloody shaking. -rolls eyes-
Just LOTR Viggo: Are you talking to me?
BloominOrlicious: No, m'talking to the bloody brick wall, dipshit.
Just LOTR Viggo: *his jaw drops, puts down his beer, stands up* You're done.
BloominOrlicious: Am I? -snorts-
Just LOTR Viggo: *pounces on Orli, ruffling his hair, then gives him a noogie*
BloominOrlicious: -falls to the floor with a thud- That the best you got, Vig? -pushes you off of him, rolling his eyes as he gets back to his feet-
Just LOTR Viggo: *tackles you, biting your arm*
Just Ewan: Viggo! So violent!
Just Ewan: *laughs*
BloominOrlicious: -punches Viggo's arm lightly, growling as he bites his arm- Fucker.
sblomiedommie: *chuckles* Viggo, way to kick his arse, mate
BloominOrlicious: Biting's the best he's got, it seems.
Just LOTR Viggo: *punches Orlando's arm harder as he sits over him, letting go of his bite*
hobbity sean: Be careful, Vig, with the biting... false teeth are costly to repair -smirks-
sblomiedommie: *dies*
Just LOTR Viggo: I DO NOT HAVE FAKE TEETH!
sblomiedommie: SEAN IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!
BloominOrlicious: -cracks the fuck up-
BloominOrlicious: I LOVE YOU SEAN!!
Just LOTR Viggo: At least I have hair.
Just Ewan: *cracks up* That was amazing.
sblomiedommie: yeah, how long will that last?
BloominOrlicious: Not much of it, mate.
BloominOrlicious: -laughs-
hobbity sean: -rae- What was that comment, old man?
abandoned katie: *laughs* i heart sean
Just LOTR Viggo: I have more than Sean.
look at carson: *giggles* Sean is so cool...
hobbity sean: -glare- Where's Billy? He'd back me up... receding hair lines are in
Just LOTR Viggo: *rolls his eyes* Maybe if you're talking about your bikini line, Sean.
BloominOrlicious: Vig, seriously, get the 'ell off me.
hobbity sean: -coughs- been checking out my bikini line recently, have you Vig?
Just LOTR Viggo: *rolls off Orlando*
BloominOrlicious: Thank you ... -gets up and brushes himself off-
look at carson: Thank you! Snaps for Richard and receding hairlines, people! *snaps*
H0tRodJai: *snaps*
hobbity sean: *snaps* you have to love it
Just LOTR Viggo: *rolls his eyes at Sean*
look at carson: Oh, I do! *touches his heart* I love it with all my gay little heart*
Just Ewan: *snaps*
sblomiedommie: *snaps*
BloominOrlicious: Ohhh, what's wrong? Grumpy old man's in a bad mood?
look at carson: *smiles* Now that's what I like to see, now Viggo, why don't you snap with us?
look at carson: Artherits got ya down?
sblomiedommie: *pulls up a chair and sits nexti Viggo, nudges* how goes it...?*fights the urge to say "old man"*
Just LOTR Viggo: *drinks the rest of his beer rather quick* This room makes me feel incredibly old.
Just LOTR Viggo: Okay it's my bedtime.
sblomiedommie: *laughs*
BloominOrlicious: Aww ... old man needs his bedtime.
Just LOTR Viggo: Next week they're transporting me to the nursing home. So send cards.
Just LOTR Viggo: The older folk might have a heart attack. I'm considered young there.
So, I'm free tonight, I'd really like to go to dinner with someone, on maybe a date?! But I don't know who... any suggestions or volunteers? -waits for all the hot, single men to throw themselves at him-