Generic "This is Friends Only" Entry.

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It was a dark and stormy night. I was waiting in my boudoir for my male lover. I was a man. A male. Which means I was a HOMOSEXUAL. I was about to do laundry. Because I constantly jerk off into my socks. As usual, I decided to pass the time with autofellatio. While that never gets tiresome, I decided to meet up with my johns from Reginald's bathouse. It turns out they weren't around. They'd hooked up with the BANGBUS! Which means, like always, they were off parading around the Castro looking for some ass to dine on. This depressed me, so I went home to JERK OFF INTO THE BIBLE!

... oh yeah. This is friends-only. Comment to be added. kplzthx.