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[_scourge_]

I'm being 'followed' by two women who cannot even find their way around Los Angeles...not to mention that 'stealth' has yet to be introduced to them.

All the children are insane.

Comments

[stephen_connor]

Would you just tell us where you are already so we can fight? these things never end without a fight.

Re:

[_scourge_]

You need to learn about patience Son.

A.

[stephen_connor]

We've been chasing after you for we...hours now. Besides, what could time gain you other than a chance to practice your ineffectual taunts? If you're waiting for me to tire, don't. I don't get tired.

[_scourge_]

If you can't think of a *few* things one might do to pass the time...you need to have some fun.

Don't get tired? Runs in the family lad.

Always good to know.

A.

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[stephen_connor]

I can think of a few. But you're far too boring to attract anyone unless they thought they could get a few dollars out of it.

Oh, wait. I forgot. You're into torture. Sorry, didn't mean to bring up your impotence again. Good thing that doesn't run in the family.

[_scourge_]

It's kinda cute- you're trying to play with the adults...

A.

[_rogueslayer_]

Sorry, didn't mean to bring up your impotence again.

Says the son to the father. Yeah.
Ponder on how really dumb that statement was for a second...

Re:

[stephen_connor]

Just because he could get it up once doesn't mean he still can. There's a reason why old men need viagra. Or maybe he's only attracted to whores.

[_rogueslayer_]

Or maybe he's only attracted to whores.

...that must run in the family, too.

[notavirgin]

Oooooo, lessons from a scary vampire:

Stealth is good.
Patience is good.

rolling eyes

Okay, you're not wrong, but... but....

[_scourge_]

These aren't lessons- this is the obvious.

That I have to point these things out to you all...doesn't bode well for your chances.

A.

Shut up and stay in one place.

[lockley]

If we want advice on how to kill you, we'll ask your ex.

Come to think of it? Not a bad idea.

Usual heroic phrases, yadda yadda... and I'm looking forward to the beer after you're dead.