Riley! Stop trying to have sex with me!
yeah, so the past two days were unbelievable. on the third, i went to jessica's for the whole day. also, i was awake for the whole time. but yeah, awesome times. i don't feel like talking about it because if you were there, you remember all the naming of the fireworks and such. also, chili dogs are unbelievable. after the fireworks was the best though.
Oh god, so many inside jokes:
- I swear to God, I'm gonna kick it over!
- MY Baby Takes The Morning TRAIN...
- ...to find me naked on the couch
- Eurotrip Virgin
- Midget Clowns
- "It's a midget clown just kick it in the forehead and it's down for the count."
- "Seriously guys, there are a bunch of midget clowns out here. Don't worry about it guys, I'll take care of them."
- Dana Has The Hotts For Riley
- "Riley was trying to make out with me but I had to tell her no."
- No Sex!
- "Stop Touching Me!"
- "Dana stop trying to have sex with me!"
- "No, Riley! You need to stop trying to have sex with me!"
- That Fucking Train Song!
- Isn't There A Song For Bug Juice? (In Unison): BUG JUICE! DOESN'T COME IN A JAR!
- If you could see into the future...
- How does the Lizzie McGuire song go?
- Then singing more theme songs.
- Knowing all of the movie trivia
- "Way to punch me in the Vagina!"
- Calling People
- Duuuuuuuuuu (David Hasselhoff)
- "Nice to meet and sleep with you!"
- Dana getting the most sleep after being awake the whole time
- Coffee Cake
i know there's a ton more but my mind isn't in peak form. i did get 13 hours of sleep last night though. i had a great time jessica, thanks for having us, it was an amazing time. i loved being with you for such a long time.
I Love You Jessica
yesterday i stayed at jess' until 5ish. i don't remember if i slept for an extended period of time but it was still enjoyable. once i got home, i took a shower and decided to go to paul's to watch some fireworks. they were better than i thought they'd be. we tried to name them like last time but it just wasn't the same. i was extremely tired and i don't remember much of what happend. i talked to brendan, paul's cousin from New York, for awhile though. he was so quiet the night before but he's actually a really cool kid. my dad picked me up a little after ten then i went home and talked to jess until i couldn't stay awake. i fell asleep the within 10 seconds of hanging up and didn't wake up until 12:15 pm to the ring of 1985 on my cell. i don't think i would have woken up if my cell wasn't right next to me.
yeah, anyway, nothing that exciting today. went golfing so i wouldn't suck too badly on my tournament in thursday. my mom convinced my dad to buy a 7 piece patio set that i had to help bring home. it doesn't look as stupid as i thought it might, it was just a pain to carry. alright, well i'm gonna leave now.
Jess + Riley + Molly + Dana = great times
PS: if there are a million typos then too bad, it was too much to reread
Oh god, so many inside jokes:
- I swear to God, I'm gonna kick it over!
- MY Baby Takes The Morning TRAIN...
- ...to find me naked on the couch
- Eurotrip Virgin
- Midget Clowns
- "It's a midget clown just kick it in the forehead and it's down for the count."
- "Seriously guys, there are a bunch of midget clowns out here. Don't worry about it guys, I'll take care of them."
- Dana Has The Hotts For Riley
- "Riley was trying to make out with me but I had to tell her no."
- No Sex!
- "Stop Touching Me!"
- "Dana stop trying to have sex with me!"
- "No, Riley! You need to stop trying to have sex with me!"
- That Fucking Train Song!
- Isn't There A Song For Bug Juice? (In Unison): BUG JUICE! DOESN'T COME IN A JAR!
- If you could see into the future...
- How does the Lizzie McGuire song go?
- Then singing more theme songs.
- Knowing all of the movie trivia
- "Way to punch me in the Vagina!"
- Calling People
- Duuuuuuuuuu (David Hasselhoff)
- "Nice to meet and sleep with you!"
- Dana getting the most sleep after being awake the whole time
- Coffee Cake
i know there's a ton more but my mind isn't in peak form. i did get 13 hours of sleep last night though. i had a great time jessica, thanks for having us, it was an amazing time. i loved being with you for such a long time.
I Love You Jessica
yesterday i stayed at jess' until 5ish. i don't remember if i slept for an extended period of time but it was still enjoyable. once i got home, i took a shower and decided to go to paul's to watch some fireworks. they were better than i thought they'd be. we tried to name them like last time but it just wasn't the same. i was extremely tired and i don't remember much of what happend. i talked to brendan, paul's cousin from New York, for awhile though. he was so quiet the night before but he's actually a really cool kid. my dad picked me up a little after ten then i went home and talked to jess until i couldn't stay awake. i fell asleep the within 10 seconds of hanging up and didn't wake up until 12:15 pm to the ring of 1985 on my cell. i don't think i would have woken up if my cell wasn't right next to me.
yeah, anyway, nothing that exciting today. went golfing so i wouldn't suck too badly on my tournament in thursday. my mom convinced my dad to buy a 7 piece patio set that i had to help bring home. it doesn't look as stupid as i thought it might, it was just a pain to carry. alright, well i'm gonna leave now.
Jess + Riley + Molly + Dana = great times
PS: if there are a million typos then too bad, it was too much to reread