AND I ALMOST LOVE THIS TOWN WHEN I'M BY YOUR SIDE..
i haven't been feeling well lately. my stomach is angry. i feel like there's something blocking my pipes down in there. i think it's gas. sometimes i burp at random and i've been frustratingly farty. by frustratingly, i mean it's never quite enough. i'll get a little bit out and feel some slight relief, but not really. it's a tease.
bloated?
maybe?
i went to target tonight. i was going to buy some beano. i read the packaging and it said that you're supposed to take that before you eat anything. that wasn't really what i was looking for. i need something that makes gas go away once you have it. after that i was going to buy gas-x, but there was an old man in the aisle with me browsing for vitamins and i became self-concious.
i bought a box of glue-on nails.
bloated?
maybe?
i went to target tonight. i was going to buy some beano. i read the packaging and it said that you're supposed to take that before you eat anything. that wasn't really what i was looking for. i need something that makes gas go away once you have it. after that i was going to buy gas-x, but there was an old man in the aisle with me browsing for vitamins and i became self-concious.
i bought a box of glue-on nails.