dear santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave winddjinn a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I stole i_heart_placebo's purse (-30 points). In July I set rasberryjam's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I helped eveningwisteria across the street (6 points). In June I donated bone marrow to xxacid_dollxx in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (200 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
_samurai_cat_