Apr 19, 2003 14:47
*Wakes up all groggy and disorented. Finds the nearest peice of paper and pen, and begins writting.*
1.) Never buy a gown again.
2.) Never agree to attend a dance/ball/whatever with anyone again.
3.) Never let your guard down, ever, for any reason, around college boys.
4.) Never accept any drink from a college boy.
5.) Don't try to pick up doctors anymore...period...
*Puts pen and paper down and goes back to sleep.*