I love movies
So I should be reading, but I decided instead to make list of some of my favorite movie quotes:
"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."
- Forrest Gump
Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?
-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Cher: Would you say I'm selfish?
Dionne: No... not to your face.
-Clueless
Harry: You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
Harry : There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally: Which one am I?
Harry: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Harry: With whom did you have this great sex?
Sally: I'm not going to tell you that.
Harry: Fine, don't tell me.
Sally: ...Shel Gordon.
Harry: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Sally: I did too.
Harry: No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man. But humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work.
-When Harry Met Sally
Bridget[answering phone]: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum... Hi.
Daniel: OK, tell me more about practicing French kissing with the art girls at school.
Bridget: It wasn't French kissing.
Daniel: Don't care, make it up. That's an order, Jones.
Bridget[seeing Mark for the 1st time]: Perhaps this is the mysterious Mr. Right I have been waiting my whole life to meet.
[sees reindeer sweater]
Bridget: Mayyyybbbbe not.
Mark: I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper
Mr. Darcy: I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.
Shazzer: Introduce people with thoughtful details. Such as: "Sheila, this is Daniel. Daniel, this is Sheila. Sheila enjoys horse-riding and comes from New Zealand. Daniel enjoys publishing and comes..."
Bridget: ...all over your face?
Daniel: Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.
Bridget: Jesus. Fuck.
Daniel: No, no. Don't apologize. I like them. Hello, Mummy.
[they kiss]
Daniel: I'm sorry, I have to have another look. They're too good to be true.
Bridget: No...!
Daniel: They're nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm wearing something similar myself.
-Bridget Jones's Diary
...can u tell im bored?
"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."
- Forrest Gump
Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?
-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Cher: Would you say I'm selfish?
Dionne: No... not to your face.
-Clueless
Harry: You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.
Harry : There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally: Which one am I?
Harry: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Harry: With whom did you have this great sex?
Sally: I'm not going to tell you that.
Harry: Fine, don't tell me.
Sally: ...Shel Gordon.
Harry: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Sally: I did too.
Harry: No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man. But humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work.
-When Harry Met Sally
Bridget[answering phone]: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum... Hi.
Daniel: OK, tell me more about practicing French kissing with the art girls at school.
Bridget: It wasn't French kissing.
Daniel: Don't care, make it up. That's an order, Jones.
Bridget[seeing Mark for the 1st time]: Perhaps this is the mysterious Mr. Right I have been waiting my whole life to meet.
[sees reindeer sweater]
Bridget: Mayyyybbbbe not.
Mark: I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper
Mr. Darcy: I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.
Shazzer: Introduce people with thoughtful details. Such as: "Sheila, this is Daniel. Daniel, this is Sheila. Sheila enjoys horse-riding and comes from New Zealand. Daniel enjoys publishing and comes..."
Bridget: ...all over your face?
Daniel: Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are, fuck me, absolutely enormous panties.
Bridget: Jesus. Fuck.
Daniel: No, no. Don't apologize. I like them. Hello, Mummy.
[they kiss]
Daniel: I'm sorry, I have to have another look. They're too good to be true.
Bridget: No...!
Daniel: They're nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm wearing something similar myself.
-Bridget Jones's Diary
...can u tell im bored?