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[_rubygloom_]

so jill walks into school this morning. and was all,
"dude, would you give me side bangs?"
and i was like "sure dude."
so we got these big kitchen scissors,
and went into the bathroom.
her hair looked so cool.
and i felt really awesome.
she gave me cancer for it.

dude.
i say that too much.

i once had a mouse named mustard.
and i now want one named ketchup.