Mememememe
Been re-reading Pride and Prejudice. Since the last time I read it was years before my Slash Boom, I hadn't realized at that time what a cute couple Darcy would've made with Bingley :-P Saw Brokeback mountain awhile ago... I had a lot to say about it after I came out of the theater, but am not in the mood to talk seriously at the moment (my serious moods seldom last longer than 10 minutes, oh the shallowness!) I have collected some very, very hilarious anti-BB articles though, shall have fun laughing at them in my next post ;-P
"x"s for "yes" and "!"s for emphatic "NO"
Appearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars. (Pimple scars!!!) (Well I hope they are not permanent)
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I've had braces. (I totally should have, though. But my mum had an unreasonable fear of dentists when I was young enough to wear braces w/o looking silly.)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (A bit too often for their liking)
[x] I've run away from home. (The adventure last for hours only though, I forgot to bring my wallet with me.)
[x] I've been kicked out of the house. (Also only for hours.)
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday. (Can't they be born a 3-year-old, or whatever age it is that human beings are normally able to go to toilet by themselves?)
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
School/Work
[ ] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (Countless times. I once fell asleep in an English class, and the teacher was kind enough to tell people sitting around me to just let me sleep, because I looked really tired. Awwwww, why can't all teachers/bosses be so considerate?)
[ ] I am almost always doing my homework. (My friends would think it's the end of the world if that ever happens.)
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. (Why is this embarrassing? I've drooled while laughing though. Now that was a moment I'd never want to relive.)
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment (I know some of you might be wondering if it's something mental, but not really...)
[ ] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
Travelling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (The longest I've driven so far in one day was about 130 miles.)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada. (I should!)
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[x] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe. (I wish!)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (Not completely lost though... I always figure out where I am after a few minutes' confusion.)
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving. (I've been wanting to for ages though!)
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drunk a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car (I was in a car that got crashed though.)
[ ] I've been skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (Used to love doing this.)
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi. (I am beginning to wonder if the creator of this meme lives in LA...)
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[x] I've gone on a blind date. (Don't ask.)
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher. (One of them my sex, too!)
[ ] I am a cuddler. (I am the opposite of one, usually.)
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger. (I've narrowly escaped being hugged by a stranger multiple times.)
[ ] I have kissed a stranger (Ditto the above. Sexual predators are everywhere!)
Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (I sometimes even forgot where I told my parents I were.)
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test. (Does an IQ test count?)
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills. (It takes me an absurd amount of time to get one small pill swallowed.)
[!] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I've taken anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (And decided that if I ever want to kill myself, I shall not do it by cutting my wrist open- it hurts too bloody much.)
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[ ] I've woken up crying from a bad dream.
Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying. (I am much more afraid of what happens after death.)
[ ] I hate funerals. (I certainly don't enjoy them...)
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide. (Frigging woke me up in the middle of the night for allegedly taking 10 sleeping pills, by the time I got to her place she looked completely fine, I wondered if she actually meant 10 bites of one pill.)
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. (??? Why rap???)
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (Is it unhealthy to imagine hot sex scenes involving multiple manga characters? Yep.)
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
Random
[ ] I can sing well. (Hahaha. Only if by well you mean terrifying.)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. (For the love of god, why?)<-- stole this reaction from Roxy.
[!] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs. (I prefer not to, but I do.)
[ ] I dislike hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (To the extent that I begin and end every other sentence with a curse word.)
[x] I sing in the shower. (No one has called the police yet, luckily.)
[ ] I am a morning person. (HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah right.)
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (Super Mario at the moment.)
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair. (Oh shut up.)
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I love being neat
[x] I like for things to be organized (... by other people.)
[!] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[!] I bake well. (I avoid the kitchen as much as I can.)
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. (Well, someone has to!)
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (And if I accidentally fall asleep, I dream of the fucking spider.)
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails (I bite my knuckles, they are less dirty.)
[ ] I play video games. (I used to play computer ma jian games wherein every time you win, a pretty lady strips for you.)
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names. (I couldn't remember names of people who've been in the same class as me for 5 years. Granted, I didn't try overly hard.)
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates. (HAHAHAHAHAHA.)
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I've vague, crazy general ideas, but they are about as practical as stock pricing models.)
[ ] My answers were totally honest. (I lied about one of them ;-P)
"x"s for "yes" and "!"s for emphatic "NO"
Appearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars. (Pimple scars!!!) (Well I hope they are not permanent)
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I've had braces. (I totally should have, though. But my mum had an unreasonable fear of dentists when I was young enough to wear braces w/o looking silly.)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (A bit too often for their liking)
[x] I've run away from home. (The adventure last for hours only though, I forgot to bring my wallet with me.)
[x] I've been kicked out of the house. (Also only for hours.)
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday. (Can't they be born a 3-year-old, or whatever age it is that human beings are normally able to go to toilet by themselves?)
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
School/Work
[ ] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (Countless times. I once fell asleep in an English class, and the teacher was kind enough to tell people sitting around me to just let me sleep, because I looked really tired. Awwwww, why can't all teachers/bosses be so considerate?)
[ ] I am almost always doing my homework. (My friends would think it's the end of the world if that ever happens.)
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. (Why is this embarrassing? I've drooled while laughing though. Now that was a moment I'd never want to relive.)
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment (I know some of you might be wondering if it's something mental, but not really...)
[ ] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
Travelling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (The longest I've driven so far in one day was about 130 miles.)
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada. (I should!)
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[x] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe. (I wish!)
[ ] I've been to Africa.
Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (Not completely lost though... I always figure out where I am after a few minutes' confusion.)
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving. (I've been wanting to for ages though!)
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drunk a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car (I was in a car that got crashed though.)
[ ] I've been skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (Used to love doing this.)
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi. (I am beginning to wonder if the creator of this meme lives in LA...)
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships
[x] I've gone on a blind date. (Don't ask.)
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher. (One of them my sex, too!)
[ ] I am a cuddler. (I am the opposite of one, usually.)
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger. (I've narrowly escaped being hugged by a stranger multiple times.)
[ ] I have kissed a stranger (Ditto the above. Sexual predators are everywhere!)
Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (I sometimes even forgot where I told my parents I were.)
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test. (Does an IQ test count?)
[x] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills. (It takes me an absurd amount of time to get one small pill swallowed.)
[!] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I've taken anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (And decided that if I ever want to kill myself, I shall not do it by cutting my wrist open- it hurts too bloody much.)
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[ ] I've woken up crying from a bad dream.
Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying. (I am much more afraid of what happens after death.)
[ ] I hate funerals. (I certainly don't enjoy them...)
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide. (Frigging woke me up in the middle of the night for allegedly taking 10 sleeping pills, by the time I got to her place she looked completely fine, I wondered if she actually meant 10 bites of one pill.)
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. (??? Why rap???)
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (Is it unhealthy to imagine hot sex scenes involving multiple manga characters? Yep.)
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[x] I own something from Abercrombie.
Random
[ ] I can sing well. (Hahaha. Only if by well you mean terrifying.)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. (For the love of god, why?)<-- stole this reaction from Roxy.
[!] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs. (I prefer not to, but I do.)
[ ] I dislike hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (To the extent that I begin and end every other sentence with a curse word.)
[x] I sing in the shower. (No one has called the police yet, luckily.)
[ ] I am a morning person. (HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah right.)
[x] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (Super Mario at the moment.)
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair. (Oh shut up.)
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I love being neat
[x] I like for things to be organized (... by other people.)
[!] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[!] I bake well. (I avoid the kitchen as much as I can.)
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. (Well, someone has to!)
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (And if I accidentally fall asleep, I dream of the fucking spider.)
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails (I bite my knuckles, they are less dirty.)
[ ] I play video games. (I used to play computer ma jian games wherein every time you win, a pretty lady strips for you.)
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names. (I couldn't remember names of people who've been in the same class as me for 5 years. Granted, I didn't try overly hard.)
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates. (HAHAHAHAHAHA.)
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I've vague, crazy general ideas, but they are about as practical as stock pricing models.)
[ ] My answers were totally honest. (I lied about one of them ;-P)