On the twelfth day of Christmas,
_roqille sent to me...
Twelve corgis drumming
Eleven corsets piping
Ten bones a-leaping
Nine bats dancing
Eight totems a-gardening
Seven cats a-sewing
Six gargoyles a-painting
Five ani-i-i-imal rights
Four ugly things
Three dead things
Two precious stones
...and a sculpture in a white zombie.