The Real Christmas Story
Alright kids.
It's time to sit down, and hear the real Christmas Story.
I discovered this while I was procrastinating with my homework the other day.
It turns out, that Saint Nick is a real man.
Let me tell you a bit about his story.
It starts in Germany a long time ago.
A man named Santa Clause was wanted for murder.
That's right kids, murder.
This man was crawling down chimneys, and into houses to kill people.
He never touched the children. He only went after the parents.
When he was done his job, he would go back to the chimney, where the childrens wet socks would be drying out, and he would place little presents in them.
So, he wasn't all bad, I guess.
:P
He was never caught.
He just dissappeared one day.
Merry Christmas.
- Grinch
It's time to sit down, and hear the real Christmas Story.
I discovered this while I was procrastinating with my homework the other day.
It turns out, that Saint Nick is a real man.
Let me tell you a bit about his story.
It starts in Germany a long time ago.
A man named Santa Clause was wanted for murder.
That's right kids, murder.
This man was crawling down chimneys, and into houses to kill people.
He never touched the children. He only went after the parents.
When he was done his job, he would go back to the chimney, where the childrens wet socks would be drying out, and he would place little presents in them.
So, he wasn't all bad, I guess.
:P
He was never caught.
He just dissappeared one day.
Merry Christmas.
- Grinch