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oh! charlotte...
if you weren't a bunny and weren't someone elses we could have been besties forever.
you could have been my spirit animal.
we could have been mysteries together.
maybe i would have taken you to work as a hat and people would be all "is that girl wearing a fkn rabbit on her head?" and i could have been all "mysteries" you would have sniffed the air and thought simply and succinctly "cunt".
if you were truly mine and you died i would have had you made into a nice warm hand muff for me. your fur is terribly luxurious.
i wish i didn't return you. but you rabbit crapped all over my floor and i had to clean.
i hate cleaning.
i kind of hate you too. i chased you around my yard for weeks and you ran.
i bet your feelings were hurt when i cornered you in the kitchen and hugged you.
stupid rabbit.
oh charlotte.
mysteries.