CTU Tinies
A is for Aaron Pierce, who pwned the mole,
B is for Behrooz, eaten by a plot hole.
C is for Chappelle, shot in the head,
D is for David who ordered him dead,
E is for Edmunds, handcuffed to a bomb,
F is for Farrell the treasonous mom.
G is for George, who went down with the plane,
H is for Hector, whose bro was insane.
I is for Ira, who failed at Plan A.
J is for Jack, who died on two days.
K is for Kim and the cougar she fled,
L is for Logan who made Palmer dead,
M is for Michelle, blown up for no reason,
N is for Nina, who stayed too many seasons,
O is for O'Brian, tracking down nodes,
P is for Paula who died saving codes.
Q is for Quinto whom Chloe excited,
R is for Ramon, who suddenly ignited.
S is for Saunders who caused so much harm,
T is for Tony who died in Jack's arms,
U is for the UN, useless as ever.
V is for Veektor and the families he severed.
W is for Wayne, the president-elect,
X is for the X-Files, which Gordon used to direct.
Y is for faux!York, who died for his greed,
And Z is for Zoloft, which all the fans need.