The Funniest things
It's 5 am.... for some reason I just woke up. after 4 hours of sleep.
Anyways....
1. ~~~President Black Bush~~~
"After carefiully examing the region, me and my cabinet agree that area is right for regime change.... But if I can be real about it...."
"Be real, son."
"Real?"
"Be real real."
"They tried to kill my father man.... I don't play that shit.."
"Say word? They tried to kill your father?"
"THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"
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UN, you have a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army....
OH! WAIT A MINUTE! You don't have an army, so I guess that means you better shut the fuck up!
Shut...The....Fuck...Up
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I got a Coalition of the Willing... I got 40 nations ready to roll son!
Like who?
Nigga who said that? huh? Like who?.....England.... Japan is sendin playstations... Stankonia is willing to drop bombs over baghdad.... Rickety Roaw is comin.... Afrika Bambata and the Zulu Nation....
What I'm tring to say is that I'm not doin this myself.... And I'm not tryin to disresoect the UN............ Go sell some medicine bitches!
Anyways....
1. ~~~President Black Bush~~~
"After carefiully examing the region, me and my cabinet agree that area is right for regime change.... But if I can be real about it...."
"Be real, son."
"Real?"
"Be real real."
"They tried to kill my father man.... I don't play that shit.."
"Say word? They tried to kill your father?"
"THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
UN, you have a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army....
OH! WAIT A MINUTE! You don't have an army, so I guess that means you better shut the fuck up!
Shut...The....Fuck...Up
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I got a Coalition of the Willing... I got 40 nations ready to roll son!
Like who?
Nigga who said that? huh? Like who?.....England.... Japan is sendin playstations... Stankonia is willing to drop bombs over baghdad.... Rickety Roaw is comin.... Afrika Bambata and the Zulu Nation....
What I'm tring to say is that I'm not doin this myself.... And I'm not tryin to disresoect the UN............ Go sell some medicine bitches!