Devils Advocate

[_retina_]

Who are you carrying all those bricks for, anyway? God? Is that it... God? Well I tell ya, lemme give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel - he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the other, he's laughing his sick fucking ass off! He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

Life is a series of juxtaposition.