Merry Christmas
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I broke hellpig's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I gave sleepy_sarcasm a kidney (1000 points). Last month I helped poisonedvixen across the street (6 points). In January I turned random_hero_7 in for farting in church (3 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (297 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
_redhotmoon_