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wednesday I arrived, very tired, and we ate good pizza and shopped briefly. ate at a awesome indian food place. there were four places right next to each other and all the waiters are like "come eat here here! here! here! I'll give you free samosas ahhhhh." the place we went was tiny and the walls were covered in mirrors and mylar paper. there were like a million xmas lights and chili peppers lights and crazy leis and shit hanging from the ceiling. we went back to the apartment, drank forties and played kings. went into another room to smoke some weed and then appearently (because I can't remember any of this) did pushups, talked to nadine and then I grabbed a pillow and passed out on the floor. I woke up at 7:30 like what the hell, looked over at nadine who was also passed out, and then went to bed. HUNGOVER the next day, went to brooklyn and bla bla bla NYC IS FUN that's the bottom line. being friends with bartenders is amazing, especially when you rack up an $80 tab and she only charges us $7.50. BIG TIPS.

I saw a transvestite, met the verizon guy and woman from bridezilla.

I am absolutely NOT interested in seeing the new willy wonka.

I love cable teevee.