My daughter's kindergarten class was learning about similes, so they made posters and hung them across from the library in their school in the hallway. Since the posters are anonymous, I can present my three favourite similes without any appearance of bias.
- My plant stem is as brown as a bear walking into a purple forest.
- My plant is as soft as a dead bear rug at a home.
- My plant is as purple as a bird flying for its baby bird to get its food.