Jul 11, 2005 22:01
ooooooooooooh my gooooosh!
I was in target buying the book "the devil wears prada" and as Alex and I were checking out this huge black lady at the register was hitting on me hard core. It was so disgusting, she had made a comment on how I wasn't smiling and then saying "when your in my line, you better smile" and started touching my shoulder pooking me. Then I guess I had cotton mouth because I was so uncomfortable so I licked my teeth and she was like "oh look at those pearly whites" "oh man and now your licking them"
BARF!!!! i'm scared for life. Now this is what it's come too getting hit on by lesbians. Not that anything is wrong with a lesbian but I prefer males.
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we almost got ran over by two trains tonight as well.