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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August kaamita and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole butchgirl21's purse (30 points). In January I gave noworriesmabel a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I stole pinkfluffyjumpr's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (640 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
_ravenscry_