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[_randy_]

Heh, they all sneer at me--the vampires, the hellgod, the new arrival. Like he should talk. Yes, the belt is ugly, but it has power of some sort, makes one nearly invincible. Just yesterday I was able to slay several tormentor demons in the upper pits. As far as I know, they are supposed to be unkillable by those brought to this dimension after

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[evilgodseth]

*is lounging on the couch lazilly*

*sees Randy walking to him and rolls his eyes*

Evening pipsqueak, if you want me to compliment you on finding the ugliest belt in hell, congrats.

*goes back to watching the tv*

[_randy_]

Thank you. I'm pretty pleased with the acquisition myself.

*Grabs the remote and flicks off the TV.*

I see you drove Ab and the vampire away. You may not find it so easy to intimidate me.

[evilgodseth]

Hey, I was watching that.

And I didn't intimidate them away, Ab and the vamp went to go try something with some hot dogs, trying hard not to think of what.

And what? Did the Wizard of Oz give you your courage o cowardly lion?

[_randy_]

*Shrugs.*

Something like that. And I so don't want to know what the lechers are up to.

So are you up for a challenge? Because I'm really feeling the need to punch the daylights out of you after our last encounter.

[evilgodseth]

Yeah, ignorance is bliss with those guys.

And are you serious? Are you sure you didn't get a head trama after I whooped you so bad?

Sure, whatever.

*stands up and gives a hand gesture to bring it on*

Come on, give me your best swing. Lets get this over with.

[_randy_]

Head trauma is entirely possible.

*Smirks. Teleports high enough to punch Seth in the face, then back to the floor and kicks him as hard as he can.*

Or maybe I've just been working out.

[evilgodseth]

*stumbles back in pain and looks shocked*

You hurt me! I can't believe it! Last time that happened was the slayer!

You are so going to pay for that. *swings and punches Randy in the jaw*

[_randy_]

*Takes the hit but teleports to avoid the full force of it, landing behind Seth.*

You still have that hellgod oomph, but you don't seem as fast as you used to be. Must be all that laying on the couch in front of the TV, huh?

*Spins and kicks Seth full force in the rear end.*

[evilgodseth]

*stumbles foreward, turns around, and snarls*

Or it could be I'm tired from all that sex I've been having with my girl. Not that you know anything about that, the way that pixie girl ignores you.

*kicks Randy in the stomach*

[_randy_]

*Doubles over a little, then recovers and kicks Seth's kneecap. Teleports up and punches him twice, fast, in the jaw.*

Ah yes, I've heard about you and the hellbitch. They say you're her boy toy, she does you whenever she wants. Not exactly a reputation I'd want, although I suppose it's a cut above being Ab's plaything.

[evilgodseth]

*doubles over in pain* Ok, what in my name is going on? I'm not suppose to feel this much pain!!

And dude, don't give a fuck about reptuation with a pixie that can't get any and was so stupid he got his head chopped off. How'd that happen again?

[_randy_]

In an honorable fight. My enemy got lucky...he had a magic belt.

*Leaps forward and pummels Seth in the gut repeatedly.*

[evilgodseth]

Stupid motherfucker. *falls to the ground*

*looks up at Randy* So thats it? A belt? I'm losing to a midget because of a belt???

This just fucking sucks.

[_randy_]

*Kicks him a few more times, then pulls out a long knife.*

I'd kill you, but I don't think it would have any effect, here. It is enough that you know I could have.

*Slashes Seth across the chest with the knife, smirks, walks a few feet away and teleports, not noticing that the belt falls off when he does.*

[evilgodseth]

*growls and pulls himself up*

Dammit! I liked this shirt!

*sees some of the bug children staring at him*

What the hell are you looking at? Want me to smoosh you?

*stomps off*