In Hell...

[_randy_]

Who'd have thought Sunflower had it in him, especially after I pumped all that lead into him? And with nothing but a knife! I am deeply, deeply ashamed. I've dishonored the memories of my ancestors. All because that sniveling nerd distracted me when he ran off with the strange belt that Sunflower was wearing. Dammit! Who's going to bring Roxie home

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[evilgodseth]

*sees Randy*

*eyes widen a bit* Dude, the midget is real. That or the irish stuff is stronger and longer lasting than I thought.

*smirks* Maybe I'll have something to entertain myself with. I love hellish newbies.

[_randy_]

Midget? I'm no midget, you big freak!

*Pulls out his gun and shoots Seth. Frowns when the bullets pass through him without doing any damage.*

Damn.

[evilgodseth]

Heh, whoa. You tried to shoot me. Tried to shoot a hell god which hey, can't be harmed by anything less than a weapon blessed by a god.

Thats really adorable Midget-kid. Dumb as hell, but adorable.

*walks over to Randy and inspects him* *snickers* Huh, what are you? Trying to be the big bad of the year? Or just a trick or treater?

*rests his elbow on Randy's head* Did anyone tell you that you would make the perfect arm rest for me?

[_randy_]

*Growls and kicks Seth in the knee.*

I am Randy, last of the honorable Dogwood clan! Hellgod, eh? You don't look so tough. I know you're not the brain-sucking one, they said she's a chick, so unless you have something more than insults and invulnerability to throw at me, back the hell off.

[evilgodseth]

Randy Dogwood? *doubles over laughing* Oh this is too funny. They named you Randy??

*rolls eyes at the not so tough comment* You have a lot to learn clan-boy. Like for one *punches Randy across the room* Hellgods aren't pushovers.

Wow, you went farther than Joey did. Must be because of your lack of size.

[_randy_]

*Picks himself up and brushes off his coat.*

Huh, I think Sunflower actually hit me harder than that.

*Teleports behind Randy, tries to kick his legs out from under him, then teleports away before Seth can catch him.*

And you're not all that fast, either.

[evilgodseth]

Oh great. Another pixie. That definatly explains the height.

And dude? The teleporting? *moves very fast so he is a blur of a motion to right next to Randy*

*grabs Randy by the throat and lifts him to his eye level* Not going to work so well man.

Now, wanna say that flowers hit harder than me again?

[_randy_]

*Teleports, taking Seth with him, and slams him into a wall until Seth releases him.*

Not flowers, braintrust, Sunflower, another pixie. So wonderful, you can move really fast, I'm so impressed. Any other tricks you want to show off?

[evilgodseth]

A pixie named Sunflower? Jeez, did you guys realize how much you suck at naming people? But I haven't heard of that one, though only know two of them. One had a name that sounded like a sneeze, the other one I want to say her name was Miki or something.

And nah, I don't have tricks. Tricks are for magicians. I just have the ablity to rip your intestine out and show them to your face. And if that doesn't sound good enough for you, I do date the hellgod that does the brain sucking. I bet she would to have a very very little snack like you.

[_randy_]

Hey, I think I know the sneeze guy. Almost drowned him in a punch bowl.

*Teleports a little farther away, gives an annoyed grunt as his head falls off. Feels around for it and places it back on his shoulders.*

Hope that doesn't happen a lot. Well, as much as ripping my guts out wouldn't kill me, since I'm already dead, I think I'll pass, it doesn't sound like fun.

*Teleports to another part of hell.*