Well, this really should have been posted a week ago, but hey, it's the holiday, cut me some slack!
2 years ago, I came across this awesome blog post which expresses a holiday sentiment which closely mirrors my own. This year, when I went back to read it over, it was gone from the internets!
But hip, hip, huzzah! Archive.org has saved the day. So, for your reading pleasure (and mine):
http://web.archive.org/web/20050425223627/http://kenlayne.com/nuevoarchives/003736.html Happy
Saturnalia, folks!