that ass just squeezed my butt!
That is exactly what happened Friday night when I went to The Barn with my mom, Emalee and Kayla. Previous to that traumatizing event (lmao), Kayla and I were upstairs shooting some pool and the guys over at the next table to obviously looking at us. One in particular, very much at me. He said a couple of things to me but I couldn't understand him because 1) I wasn't really listening to him, 2) He was mumbling, and 3) I was singing to the music.
So, time go by and we are back at the table and I got thirsty so I went up to the bar to get a water and the dude is on the other side of the bar. He is all like "HEY!" to me and picks up a drink from the bar as if offering to buy me one and I am like "Uh...no thanks." and I show him the OBVIOUS X's on my hands. So I get my water and go back to the table.
Then, Kayla wanted to go scope the place for hotty tottys and I bump into this guy again. He asked us if we were going back up to shoot some pool and we were like "nope!" and he is all like "iiight" (why a thug was in a country bar, I don't know but he way lmao) and then he squeezed my butt! I was like "EXCUSE ME!" I laughed about it later because what the fuck! But seriously...ugh! Asshole lmao.
Then when I was on the dance floor with the little group of us, some random dude decides to get behind me while I was just trying to dance and have fun! Ok, I am straight. But I would NEVER go and look for a guy in a place like that or a club or anywhere like that. I was like "Ummm..."
That made me think about that My Humps song lmao...
They always standin next to me
Always dancin next to me
Tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't
Pull on my hand boy
You ain't my man boy
I'm just tryna dance boy
haha. Yeah well I have to go now! TOOTLES!
So, time go by and we are back at the table and I got thirsty so I went up to the bar to get a water and the dude is on the other side of the bar. He is all like "HEY!" to me and picks up a drink from the bar as if offering to buy me one and I am like "Uh...no thanks." and I show him the OBVIOUS X's on my hands. So I get my water and go back to the table.
Then, Kayla wanted to go scope the place for hotty tottys and I bump into this guy again. He asked us if we were going back up to shoot some pool and we were like "nope!" and he is all like "iiight" (why a thug was in a country bar, I don't know but he way lmao) and then he squeezed my butt! I was like "EXCUSE ME!" I laughed about it later because what the fuck! But seriously...ugh! Asshole lmao.
Then when I was on the dance floor with the little group of us, some random dude decides to get behind me while I was just trying to dance and have fun! Ok, I am straight. But I would NEVER go and look for a guy in a place like that or a club or anywhere like that. I was like "Ummm..."
That made me think about that My Humps song lmao...
They always standin next to me
Always dancin next to me
Tryna feel my hump hump
Lookin at my lump lump
You can look but you can't touch it
If you touch it
I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No no drama no no no no drama
So don't
Pull on my hand boy
You ain't my man boy
I'm just tryna dance boy
haha. Yeah well I have to go now! TOOTLES!