INTERESTING convos. read them they're funny.

Mar 26, 2004 22:21

OH! Emily & Lauren just left. we watched reality shows. & i read em's journal, and decided to steal the following record of dialogue because i think it's funny. & i was there so i'm allowed. [and i added some].

DOUBLE DAY--LUNCH:

jesse: c'mon eddie.. i'll get you something
eddie: i want a donut!!
jesse: ok, i'm gonna have to know which one.
eddie: i don't know what it's called!
jesse: then how am i supposed to get it for you?
eddie: it's like a tire wheel thing.. it looks like a tire and a wheel..

eddie: WOW JESSE!! THANK YOU FOR THIS TIRE WHEEL!

emily: we don't know how to cross the street.
jesse [looks at me]: are you serious?
hannah: uh-huh! :D
jesse: what the hell?!!!

phil: nich's dads funny!
eddie: WHAT?? nich's dad is hot?
em: omg.. if you married nich's dad... you would be... nich's dad...

lauren: hannah! you forgot your purse!!
hannah: DAMN IT!!
emily: *starts laughing*
**she said damn it in front of MANY old people**

em: c'mon kids! i gotta check those straws of yours.
phil: O GOD.
jesse: OK!
em: well, you know. you never know what they put in straws these days!

hannah: *looks at emily*
emily: *looks at hannah*
phil: how the hell do you do that? you just LOOK at eachother and you like understand what you're trying to say..
emily: actually i don't understand.. :S *looks at me again* WAIT!! NOW I DO!

hannah: LET'S PLAY HOCKEY!
lauren: OK!!

jesse: you have to form goal posts.. i see no goal posts.. where are your goal posts.
lauren: *points to two pennies*
jesse: THOSE AREN'T GOAL POSTS.

lauren: LOOK!! the old man is golfing over there!
hannah: RUN!
lauren: i can't!
hannah: well! do you want to get hit with a golf ball? i mean.. it looks like he's aiming for us!

hannah: where is he, huh?
emily: he died!
hannah: oh really?!!! HOW?
phil: does everyone die?

lauren: *looks at television screen with praying mantis* HANNAH! it's you in insect form!!

hannah [to jesse & eddie]: oo00oo. you're walking in synchronized steps!
jesse: WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SYNCHRONIZED?!! WE'RE NOT GAYY!!

my favourite from EDDIE

[jesse is about to cross huron church, & a big truck comes speeding by]
eddie: "NOW!! JESSE!! NOW!!!"
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