Kathy is a loser
Why am I so stupid?! I hate myself to the max. I'm the single most boring person in the world, and I can prove it. Just talk to me. I have a social disease. I never know what to say to people, and my whole life is one awkward situation after another. So, here is my official apology to all: I'm extremely sorry for wasting your precious time, annoying you with my silence, and simply not being entertaining enough. I hate myself as much as you hate me if that is any compensation.
I'm not looking for sympathy; I am just exasperated with myself.
Love,
Kathryn