And that weight around your throat is just a noose dressed like a necklace...
If you think Napoleon Dynamite is remotely funny, check out these two links:
(1) http://www.insanesurfer.com/Napolean.html (2) http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=106148
My dad has taken to singing “Drop it like it's hot.” No, that is not a mis-type. It's the same "Drop it like it's hot" by Snoop Doggy Dogg. You know, the one we would dance and club to if we (a) danced or (b) clubbed. He emphasizes the hawt so much that it is almost unrecognizable to the human ear as “hot.” So, that's officially not cool anymore. My mom says "Peace out, A-town down." So that's on it's way out too.
I am officially a dog killer. I killed it on M-60. I was dropping from 70 mph to 55...and around 60, I killed the dog. I freaked out and almost cried and my brother thought I was psycho. But but but...I brake for bunnies and cats and dogs and it was super sad. So here I am. A dog killer. At least I didn't swerve into the other lane and hit the truck that was there. Okay, so there wasn't a truck in the other lane, but if there was, it would have had a hemi and definitely would have made my ass grass. I'm still not okay with this, if you haven't noticed.
(1) http://www.insanesurfer.com/Napolean.html (2) http://collegehumor.com/?movie_id=106148
My dad has taken to singing “Drop it like it's hot.” No, that is not a mis-type. It's the same "Drop it like it's hot" by Snoop Doggy Dogg. You know, the one we would dance and club to if we (a) danced or (b) clubbed. He emphasizes the hawt so much that it is almost unrecognizable to the human ear as “hot.” So, that's officially not cool anymore. My mom says "Peace out, A-town down." So that's on it's way out too.
I am officially a dog killer. I killed it on M-60. I was dropping from 70 mph to 55...and around 60, I killed the dog. I freaked out and almost cried and my brother thought I was psycho. But but but...I brake for bunnies and cats and dogs and it was super sad. So here I am. A dog killer. At least I didn't swerve into the other lane and hit the truck that was there. Okay, so there wasn't a truck in the other lane, but if there was, it would have had a hemi and definitely would have made my ass grass. I'm still not okay with this, if you haven't noticed.