Note to self: What not to say to another girl with PMS
I'm a girl. I'm pretty sure I don't take out my pms frustrations on other people. And if you ever catch me doing so, you can slap me. Hard. "Harder than a priest at a playground"... It's pretty hard for me to put up with other girls who think the world revolves around them and their constant urge for brownies during that time of the month. Want a brownie but it has too many calories? That's too bad. Either eat it or take some Midol, but don't bitch to me about it. I'd never say that, I usually go along the lines of, "I'm sorry" or "I think I almost know what the hell you're trying to say". But incase I lose my wonderful sense of self control one of these days, I'll have this list of things not to say to a brownie craving, cramping, mood swinging girl.
1) Do you need Prozac or Midol?
2) Change your tampon and shut the hell up.
3) You're already fat, so it doesn't really matter if you eat another cookie.
4) I love life. It sucks that yours is so horrible.
5) I disagree.
6) Gee, you look bloated today.
7) You think what? Wow, you really must be having your period.
8) Look on the bright side - at least you're not pregnant!
9) You're useless, worthless, and you're not going anywhere in life.
10)No.
I'm so glad I'm not a guy. I would hate to have to put up with and console girls 24/7. I wouldn't be able to handle it. I bet I'd be gay. I have newfound respect for men.
Maybe some more of you can benefit from this list.
Anywho, I went to the Incubus concert on Wednesday. Unlike Incubus, there are bands like Red Hot Chili Peppers and Avril Lavinge that sound like shit live. They rely on the studio to make them sound like they can sing. Good example of how you can be famous and not even know what talent is. Incubus, on the other hand, sounds just like they do in their CD's, and it's live, so it's even better. There were some crazy drum solos and bongo playing. A great first concert experience.
Saturday was trick-or-treating and Leah's sweet sixteen! Leah's got some crazy rabid mice in her backyard. I didn't fall off any bikes at this party. Kayleigh's 16th was on the 25th. People stole the balloons I put up on her locker. Asses.
And God help the people that are old enough to vote this year. There is no "better" leader in this race. They're both douches that don't know what their doing one way or another. Bush vs. Kerry... I never thought the country would lower itself to this level where these two jokers are the best we have. I'll be voting come next election :-0
Greg Badger was mentioned in my LJ.
1) Do you need Prozac or Midol?
2) Change your tampon and shut the hell up.
3) You're already fat, so it doesn't really matter if you eat another cookie.
4) I love life. It sucks that yours is so horrible.
5) I disagree.
6) Gee, you look bloated today.
7) You think what? Wow, you really must be having your period.
8) Look on the bright side - at least you're not pregnant!
9) You're useless, worthless, and you're not going anywhere in life.
10)No.
I'm so glad I'm not a guy. I would hate to have to put up with and console girls 24/7. I wouldn't be able to handle it. I bet I'd be gay. I have newfound respect for men.
Maybe some more of you can benefit from this list.
Anywho, I went to the Incubus concert on Wednesday. Unlike Incubus, there are bands like Red Hot Chili Peppers and Avril Lavinge that sound like shit live. They rely on the studio to make them sound like they can sing. Good example of how you can be famous and not even know what talent is. Incubus, on the other hand, sounds just like they do in their CD's, and it's live, so it's even better. There were some crazy drum solos and bongo playing. A great first concert experience.
Saturday was trick-or-treating and Leah's sweet sixteen! Leah's got some crazy rabid mice in her backyard. I didn't fall off any bikes at this party. Kayleigh's 16th was on the 25th. People stole the balloons I put up on her locker. Asses.
And God help the people that are old enough to vote this year. There is no "better" leader in this race. They're both douches that don't know what their doing one way or another. Bush vs. Kerry... I never thought the country would lower itself to this level where these two jokers are the best we have. I'll be voting come next election :-0
Greg Badger was mentioned in my LJ.