Chimps are Whores

[_pulkritudinous]

A male is in a violent fight with a male. A female comes over and distracts them to make them stop fighting. She may offer sexual favors. Sounds like a typical movie scene, huh

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[sieve1973]

Idk Tyg...those chimp whores might be able to beat us, even WITH our heavy artillery. If they've managed to keep their prostitution rings a secret until now, who's to say they don't have, say, weapons of mass destruction?

Bobo - Are the weapons ready?
Skipper - Yes, boss. The orangutans are on our side. At 0800 they'll strike.
Bobo (rubbing human-esque hands together) - Good, good. And the gorillas?
Skipper - They're ready when we are.
Bobo - Alright. Tell the other chimps to eat. They need their strength. But first...
Skipper (sighs and drops down on all fours)
Bobo - Yeah...that's it...

Don't tell the president about this new national threat, or the rainforest will be torn up in a week searching for Osama bin Chimpin and Saddam Orangu-sein.

[_pulkritudinous]

Mind if I pilot?

Bush is a fuckin' idiot. He's definately not the one piloting.

[sieve1973]

Oh, I totally agree that Bush isn't in charge. But he likes to think he is, and if he catches wind of this, it won't be pretty

[sieve1973]

"Don't tell the president about this new national threat, or the rainforest will be torn up in a week searching for Osama bin Chimpin and Saddam Orangu-sein."

...you are so not getting that twinkie now.

- Hunsaker

[sieve1973]

Why not??? You promised! :-P

[sieve1973]

Bush > You.

And half the stuff inside twinkies has fallen on the dirty factory floor and was shoveled up in extremely dirty shovels and put back on the belts.

.....on second thought....want a twinkie?

- Hunsaker, again to lazy to log in.

[doverstar31]

if i liked twinkies, i would be mad at you for not giving me one, never deprive fic of her food...

[doverstar31]

and i'm not fat.

[sieve1973]

LOOK AT YOURSELF!!!

haha, jk fic