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Me: I always think it will be fun to play an evil character, but when it comes down to it I can't force myself to make the bad choice.
Megs: *nods wisely*
Later
My sister: What did you just do?
Me: I didn't mean to hit that kid!
Still later
My sister: Stop shooting the villagers!
Me: It was an accident!
Later yet
Me: Ahh! I'm under attack!
Megs: What did you do?
Me: I stole something. I didn't mean to, but it lit up, and I hit "x" to see what would happen and I stole something. And I can't pay the fine!
Megs: *starts laughing*
Me: *desperately trying to escape without attacking the guards* Stop hitting me! I'm just trying to leave your stupid town! I'll pay the fine once I have the gold!
And even later
Me: Oh crap.
Megs: What?
Me: I meant to defend the village. Instead I accidentally chose to attack it.
Megs: *laughs*
Me: Oh man, I'm accidentally evil.
There's a reason I don't play many video games.
Megs: *nods wisely*
Later
My sister: What did you just do?
Me: I didn't mean to hit that kid!
Still later
My sister: Stop shooting the villagers!
Me: It was an accident!
Later yet
Me: Ahh! I'm under attack!
Megs: What did you do?
Me: I stole something. I didn't mean to, but it lit up, and I hit "x" to see what would happen and I stole something. And I can't pay the fine!
Megs: *starts laughing*
Me: *desperately trying to escape without attacking the guards* Stop hitting me! I'm just trying to leave your stupid town! I'll pay the fine once I have the gold!
And even later
Me: Oh crap.
Megs: What?
Me: I meant to defend the village. Instead I accidentally chose to attack it.
Megs: *laughs*
Me: Oh man, I'm accidentally evil.
There's a reason I don't play many video games.