You wish you're friends were awesome enough to make you a Daniel V. Lifesize cutout for your birthday!
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Oh Danny V. I heart you and you're broad cardboard shoulders.
He now lives near my sewing machine. Make it work!
My friends had a surprise party for me today and they made this. Most of us are PR fans and they thought this would be hilarious, which it was. They almost made Heidi, but decided this would be much better. He danced and ate with us, oh Danny V....such a partier.
He's five feet tall if anyone's interested :o