Mababaw but it made me laugh..
got this mail from after_the_call
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Katya Santos, on the controversial Viva Hot Babes VCD: Eighteen year old
ABOVE and PATAAS lang ang pwedeng makabili nitong VCD. (So kung 17 below
and pababa, hindi pwede, di ba?)
Kuya Germs: Salamat at pinaunlakan mo kami Juday. Dahil dyan, may ibibigay
kami sa iyo courtesy of video city. Ito ay...aircon?! Aircon!
Juday: (luwal ang mga mata) Talaga?! Salamat po.
Kuya Germs: Ay...Con Air pala. Isang vhs tape ng Con Air.
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Kris Aquino: i heard sa france based ang father mo ngayon?
Danilo Barrios: hindi po. sa paris.
Kris Aquino: so you're a vegetarian?
Danilo Barrios: opo. kumakain din ako ng meat.
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Host: What is your favorite feature?
Calendar Girl: My favorite feature is my graduation feature!
(Todo explain pa siya na kesyo maganda daw siya dun kasi naka-makeup
siya...)
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Heto, isa sa peyborit quotes ko mula sa napanood kong Grand Finals ng
She's Got the Look dati sa Eat Bulaga:
Vic: Contestant Number ---, eto yung question mo: "What is your guiding
principle in life?"
Contestant: Hmm.. guiding principle?
Vic: Oo, guiding principle, kumabaga motto, something na pinaniniwalaan
mo.
Contestant: Hmm .. (halatang tensed na).. guiding principle.. my guiding
principle is.. hmm.. ahh.. ahh..
Vic (grand finals kaya ayaw niya mamahiya): Para siyang motto.. like "Time
is Go.." (sabay putol nung contestant)
Contestant: Ahh.. my guiding principle in life is "Time is Gold. Thank
you!"
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Host: What don't you like about (name of starlet) ba?
Guest: She's too reactionary!
Host: What do you mean?
Guest: React siya ng react!
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dati ko pa ito napanood sa eat bulaga, sa feeling pogi yata: tinanong yung
guy kung anong gift nya sa girl na gusto nya, ang sagot nya ay 'top toy\'
(stuffed toy), tawa ng tawa si gladys kaya pinaulit yung sagot, 'top toy'
pa rin ang sabi nung guy, as in parang wala syang clue na mali sya
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HOST: Why did you separate from your husband?
Guest: I realized that I did not really love him.
Host: Did you love him when you accepted his proposal for you to marry
him?
Guest: Not also.
Host: So, why did you agree to marry him?
Guest: He pressurized me to do it!
(Ay, pressurized!)
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ito sobrang tagal na to. sa martin late at night. guest si vina morales.
martin: vina, ganda naman ng damit mo. ritratto?
vina: sige, pa-picture tayo!
~enough for that kababawan.. share ko lang tong song.. ndi ko kc alam title e ndi ko mahanap at mabosesan kung sino man to.. wala ung taong makakasagot sakih ngayon e.. tulog na! :D
"i wanna know what its like on the inside of love..standing at the gates i see the beauty above.. i wanna know what its like on the inside of love.. can't find my way in, i try again and again.."
wala lang trip ko lang paka-senti.. ahihihihihi! ;p
sana mapatawad na ko ni lovegrocery
*luhod* RYAN, ipagpatwad mo!
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Katya Santos, on the controversial Viva Hot Babes VCD: Eighteen year old
ABOVE and PATAAS lang ang pwedeng makabili nitong VCD. (So kung 17 below
and pababa, hindi pwede, di ba?)
Kuya Germs: Salamat at pinaunlakan mo kami Juday. Dahil dyan, may ibibigay
kami sa iyo courtesy of video city. Ito ay...aircon?! Aircon!
Juday: (luwal ang mga mata) Talaga?! Salamat po.
Kuya Germs: Ay...Con Air pala. Isang vhs tape ng Con Air.
-----------------------------
Kris Aquino: i heard sa france based ang father mo ngayon?
Danilo Barrios: hindi po. sa paris.
Kris Aquino: so you're a vegetarian?
Danilo Barrios: opo. kumakain din ako ng meat.
--------------------------------------
Host: What is your favorite feature?
Calendar Girl: My favorite feature is my graduation feature!
(Todo explain pa siya na kesyo maganda daw siya dun kasi naka-makeup
siya...)
--------------------------------------
Heto, isa sa peyborit quotes ko mula sa napanood kong Grand Finals ng
She's Got the Look dati sa Eat Bulaga:
Vic: Contestant Number ---, eto yung question mo: "What is your guiding
principle in life?"
Contestant: Hmm.. guiding principle?
Vic: Oo, guiding principle, kumabaga motto, something na pinaniniwalaan
mo.
Contestant: Hmm .. (halatang tensed na).. guiding principle.. my guiding
principle is.. hmm.. ahh.. ahh..
Vic (grand finals kaya ayaw niya mamahiya): Para siyang motto.. like "Time
is Go.." (sabay putol nung contestant)
Contestant: Ahh.. my guiding principle in life is "Time is Gold. Thank
you!"
----------------------------------
Host: What don't you like about (name of starlet) ba?
Guest: She's too reactionary!
Host: What do you mean?
Guest: React siya ng react!
---------------------------------
dati ko pa ito napanood sa eat bulaga, sa feeling pogi yata: tinanong yung
guy kung anong gift nya sa girl na gusto nya, ang sagot nya ay 'top toy\'
(stuffed toy), tawa ng tawa si gladys kaya pinaulit yung sagot, 'top toy'
pa rin ang sabi nung guy, as in parang wala syang clue na mali sya
-------------------------------
HOST: Why did you separate from your husband?
Guest: I realized that I did not really love him.
Host: Did you love him when you accepted his proposal for you to marry
him?
Guest: Not also.
Host: So, why did you agree to marry him?
Guest: He pressurized me to do it!
(Ay, pressurized!)
----------------------------
ito sobrang tagal na to. sa martin late at night. guest si vina morales.
martin: vina, ganda naman ng damit mo. ritratto?
vina: sige, pa-picture tayo!
~enough for that kababawan.. share ko lang tong song.. ndi ko kc alam title e ndi ko mahanap at mabosesan kung sino man to.. wala ung taong makakasagot sakih ngayon e.. tulog na! :D
"i wanna know what its like on the inside of love..standing at the gates i see the beauty above.. i wanna know what its like on the inside of love.. can't find my way in, i try again and again.."
wala lang trip ko lang paka-senti.. ahihihihihi! ;p
sana mapatawad na ko ni lovegrocery
*luhod* RYAN, ipagpatwad mo!