So it seems that not only does my father disappear, but so does my brother. I have been abandoned and orphaned.
Does this mean that I am now the King of England? Or else, the next in line. *thinks* That would be grand. Marijuana is now fully legal in all of the United Kingdom. *nods* Anyone disagree with me?
So where have Charles and William gone, might you ask?
yes folks, they have run off to become cattle farmers
Now that that is settled, on to other business. I, Harry Windsor have decided to take that little challenge that is going around. Though, I was not a dork by any means. I was a cool kid *laughs*
Charles dressed me.
do you dig my pretty picnic basket?
piss off paparazzi.