May 29, 2006 22:06
I can't decide if the highlight of my night was watching Katie standing in the Exxon parking lot in her socks and no shoes (they were some sexy socks, let me tell you), or the sultry pin-up poses that Kaylan and her were doing while pumping gas.
[Honorable mention goes to Josh Blechman for the gestures / faces that he made from inside Starbucks while we stood outside his humongo truck and laughed at how poorly he parked it, whilst Katie tried to convince us that she was going to hit it, intentionally.]
Afterwards I got on the phone with Alex, who was with the orchestra boys, and they were talking about afternoon blowjobs and pretending that there was some orgy involving testicle massages going on and then they told me about their supposed strip club adventure with the orchestra manager. There should be a warning sign when a girl's about to interrupt boy time. No one deserves that kind of verbal abuse.
P.S. Did I really use the word, whilst??
What does that even mean.