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[_poppet]

::issobored::

::and wants his baby, dammit::

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[ring_boy]

issobored

Let's go cruise for chicks!!!!

[luthie_tinuviel]

I'm sorry, what?

[ring_boy]

It's what I always do when I'm bored.

[luthie_tinuviel]

You're not married, are you....?

[ring_boy]

*thinks*

Actually, I think I am...or I was...I had children I'm pretty sure about that, I must do I've got descendants here.

What's your point?

[luthie_tinuviel]

Married people, like my husband, don't usually cruise for chicks. If they want to keep their manly bits intact. :) What was your name again?

[ring_boy]

Isildur son of Elendil. Often known as ISSIIIIIIILDUURRRRRRRRR.

:)

You're pregnant.

[luthie_tinuviel]

*thinks for a moment about the name and the descent of men and all that other freaky genealogy stuff*

...

*cringes*

I am. :) Ereinion is going to be a father. Which is one of many reasons why he can't pick up chicks with you, Isildur.

[ring_boy]

Ereinion is going to be a father

Never stopped me.

But yeah. I don't hit on pregnant chicks.

[luthie_tinuviel]

...

*is so not used to people not hitting on her*

*bursts into tears*

*but is really, really glad not to have to deal with the icky Isildur lurve*

[ring_boy]

They're just too fat.

[luthie_tinuviel]

*REALLY, REALLY CRIES*

*sob*
*hic*
*sob*

[ring_boy]

Urgh, what are you doing? :\

[luthie_tinuviel]

*between sobs* I'm supposed to be the *sob* most beautiful woman *hic* to ever live *hic* and now I'm too fat *hic* for even a nasty little man *hic* like you. MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING AND I'M A NASTY, BLOATED COW.

*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps*

[ring_boy]

Um...some pervs people dig the pregnant thing. Not me though. Urgh, I mean your ankles for a start...

[luthie_tinuviel]

*stops crying*

*slowly realizes that, even bloated and pregnant, she's way hotter than anything he could ever get*

...

*punches him in the jaw*

:) That felt goooood.