Irmo, I hate your wretched billiard-ball features, your inane screeching voice, those ridiculous assymetrical shades and your wilful refusal to stay sober for more than ten mintues but when we work together we make a good team.
Okay. Vala contain Morgoth, while Feanorians pile in and remove his limbs, making it difficult for him to mount a couter-offensive. Meanwhile, you, Daeron and Fingon get Luthie clear.
So what's the mission brief here? Just a rescue, in and out, or are we terminating with extreme prejudice?
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Irmo, look! I crocheted some restraints for Morgoth out of my magical Vala hair. :D
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You alright? You're smiling at me...
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I'm happy. Don't knock it.
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Not complaining, just suspicious.
*lights up a cigarette and smokes, decidedly bewildered*
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If a lot of us pile on Morgoth and keep him busy, you shouldn't have too much bother getting her out.
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Okay. Vala contain Morgoth, while Feanorians pile in and remove his limbs, making it difficult for him to mount a couter-offensive. Meanwhile, you, Daeron and Fingon get Luthie clear.
How's that sound?
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HAH! I knew I didn't go entirely wrong with you!
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So, is that a good strategy?
Vala = containment
Feanorians = offensive
Everyone else = rescue party
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Shall we do this then?
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