How unfortunatepiratekingtuxApril 3 2007, 09:20:56 UTC
Actually, a semi-automatic rifle, preferably the M1 Garand, complete with bayonet, is a much wiser choice when facing a ghoul. Along with it's lighter weight and secondary melee capibilities, comes a wider avaliability for ammo. Furthermore, your oversight of the importance of a close combat weapon would prove to be a deadly ignorance(Rule #4. Blades don't need reloading), I would suggest the Shaolin Spade, a rare, but invaluble tool against the undead, it's six-foot hardwood staff easily keeps the enemy at a safe distance while both bladed ends(one bell-shaped and the other an outward facing crecent moon) prove ideal for decapitation. Whats worse, your choice of shelter would soon prove to be a tomb in disguise.
It seems, my brother, that I am the only person in town truly qualified to battle the Zombie Hoard... For which I thank you. With luck I may be quick enough to travel away from our doomed town, and barricade myself properly with those truly in the know. Before the terror truly decends upon us.
Re: How unfortunatepiratekingtuxApril 3 2007, 18:50:37 UTC
Zombies don't have much of a sense of humor, and therefore won't be too concerned with the funny as they wrap their cold dead fingers around your throught and bite in with their jagged, broken teeth.
Zombies are no laughing matter. Take them seriously or you might as well join their ranks immediatly.
Re: How unfortunatepiratekingtuxApril 3 2007, 18:58:01 UTC
Can you keep a cool head in an enviroment that offers nothing but abject fear? Think you're able to possibly dispatch those who used to be loved ones? I hope so, for these are the kinds of challenges that the undead will face you with. Prepare for the worst, and hope for the best, my friend. For today we stand upon the precipace of oblivion. This is the begining, the precious few months we have now should be used for nothing short of absolute preparedness. Anything less will prove fatal in the battle to come. Arm yourself well, and we shall join forces.
Rule #5: Ideal protection = Tight clothes and short hair.
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Whats worse, your choice of shelter would soon prove to be a tomb in disguise.
It seems, my brother, that I am the only person in town truly qualified to battle the Zombie Hoard... For which I thank you. With luck I may be quick enough to travel away from our doomed town, and barricade myself properly with those truly in the know. Before the terror truly decends upon us.
Gods speed.
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Zombies are no laughing matter. Take them seriously or you might as well join their ranks immediatly.
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Rule #5: Ideal protection = Tight clothes and short hair.
Keep that one in mind big guy.
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