Kashi-Go-Fuck-Yourself
I started eating this healthy cereal because my dad bought it. It was Kashi-Go-Lean Crunch or something. It tasted awesome, so I ate like a bunch of it. DUDE. It cleaned out my colon so hard I shit like ten times or something ridiculous throughout the day. I want to eat more of it because it tastes good and it's good for you, but I don't know if my anus can take it. Hot damn.
Agent Sparks concert? Fucking rocked. Why didn't you go? Loser. Maybe they'll come to Pittsburgh next time around, then all of you burghians can come.
Agent Sparks concert? Fucking rocked. Why didn't you go? Loser. Maybe they'll come to Pittsburgh next time around, then all of you burghians can come.