ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA.

[_pokadot]

once upon a time there was a fat girl named rachel. she's so fat. like, fat can't even describe her status. so one day she met this fat girl, who is fatter than rachel.. her name was emilie. rachel wanted to have emilie's nuts, but little did she know.. emilie didn't have nuts. rachel was FLABBERGASTED and went "but BABY GIRLLLLLLL i have nuts, why don't you?" emilie told her it was because she's from the nigel river. so then rachel went to eat her brother david, but before she could he yelled "RACHEL YOU I'IOT I'LL EAT YOUR FACE FA'OT". so rachel went to cry in a corner. the next day emilie bought some nuts for rachel. rachel was happy but then sad because a man with big gages left summer school, mrs.huekrodt thought he was a dinosaur. HARSH MAN. so then yeah.

if you want the real rachel story...

..there isn't one. everything i wrote is 100% untrue.. except..

-rachel does have nuts
-emilie is fat & doesn't have nuts
-david really says "idiot" like "i'iot" and "faggot" like "fa'ot"
-the man with big gages did leave summer
-mrs.huekrodt thought he was a dinosaur, no joke.

I LOVE RACHEL BECAUSE SHE SMELLS, REALLY BAD. anddddddddddddddddddddddd cuz i love her =D.

hippos own rhinos, i'm sorry.

oh yeah, guys can suck our nuts.. YEAH YOU HEARD USSS.. BIYATCHHHH <3