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I really like going to college. I enjoy going to school for and hour or two everyday then coming home and watching Maury and Montel. Boy oh boy, those shows are entertaining.
Well, this past month has been good for me besides the fact I was run over by a 100 year old man!!!!! Well I wasnt really run over, but the old man did hit me with his stupid OLDSMOLBILE. I was just walking past his car when he decides to back up while I'm still walking behind his car. Not only that but the old man and his almost extinct wife didn't even know they hit me with their car they were just having a gay old time in their car probably listening to Frank Sinatra music. I mean how RUDE!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of more old people when i went and got my driver's permit, there was a man there who was probably like 70 or older and he was taking the Vision test and let me just say that the old man FAILED. The person giving him the exam asked him " Sir when did you get those glasses?" And the old man sayed " A couple months ago", the other guy then sayed " Wow you need new glasses you missed every single letter on the line." Can you believe this up until that day that old man was driving on the streets where you and I drive and he can't even read a couple of letters. For a second I thought to myself could this me the old man who ran me over??? OO because if it was i would have gone buck wild in DMV.
Besides all the old people I have encountered this month its been pretty good. I got a car I am now driving and I'm just a pretty happy person right now. A little sad becasue one of my best friends moved to Gainesville, but thats ok because me and my other best friend are gonna go up and visit her. HAHa, this is really funny my friend (Judisha)came over the other day to my house and my neighbors that I usually babysit had come over my house too. So when me and her were talking in myt room the little boy, who is 4 yrs old, attacks Judisha. First aiming for her vagina and then trying to grab her boobs. It was so funny.
I started BCC last week and I have to say I don't hate it. It's not that bad. I know one person out of all my classes and thats Dave D'amato. All my teachers are pretty nice the one teahcer that does not stop talking is my yoga instructor. he just keeps babbling on and on about the colon. Its really weird. Yesterday he should us how to rub our colon and keep it nice and healthy. Well all and all August was a pretty great month.
Well, this past month has been good for me besides the fact I was run over by a 100 year old man!!!!! Well I wasnt really run over, but the old man did hit me with his stupid OLDSMOLBILE. I was just walking past his car when he decides to back up while I'm still walking behind his car. Not only that but the old man and his almost extinct wife didn't even know they hit me with their car they were just having a gay old time in their car probably listening to Frank Sinatra music. I mean how RUDE!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of more old people when i went and got my driver's permit, there was a man there who was probably like 70 or older and he was taking the Vision test and let me just say that the old man FAILED. The person giving him the exam asked him " Sir when did you get those glasses?" And the old man sayed " A couple months ago", the other guy then sayed " Wow you need new glasses you missed every single letter on the line." Can you believe this up until that day that old man was driving on the streets where you and I drive and he can't even read a couple of letters. For a second I thought to myself could this me the old man who ran me over??? OO because if it was i would have gone buck wild in DMV.
Besides all the old people I have encountered this month its been pretty good. I got a car I am now driving and I'm just a pretty happy person right now. A little sad becasue one of my best friends moved to Gainesville, but thats ok because me and my other best friend are gonna go up and visit her. HAHa, this is really funny my friend (Judisha)came over the other day to my house and my neighbors that I usually babysit had come over my house too. So when me and her were talking in myt room the little boy, who is 4 yrs old, attacks Judisha. First aiming for her vagina and then trying to grab her boobs. It was so funny.
I started BCC last week and I have to say I don't hate it. It's not that bad. I know one person out of all my classes and thats Dave D'amato. All my teachers are pretty nice the one teahcer that does not stop talking is my yoga instructor. he just keeps babbling on and on about the colon. Its really weird. Yesterday he should us how to rub our colon and keep it nice and healthy. Well all and all August was a pretty great month.