haGARRR the HARRRRRRRible
Ahoy me Hearties! Garrr, I just returned from a time travel adventure, and learned several important facts about History!
- Any job worth doing is worth doing drunk.
- If you ask someone a question nine times in a row, they will go crazy.
- Silica Gel, the little packets in shoe boxes that are labeled "DO NOT EAT, THROW AWAY" are both edible and delicious.
- I'm hiring for a Lackey or Sidekick again. I need someone to follow me around and take notes and basically keep me on target. Participation will help you attain catamorphic levels of fame, glory, and pestilence I mean cupcakes.
- Choosy Pirates Choose Rum. I think I want to market a liquor called "CPR" as in "This man needs CPR, STAT!"
- If its not inflatable, you'd better not deflate it, becuase quantum singularity is just too big for one fortune cookie. Sometimes you just
- gotta dance. The number nine is not a prime 'cause three, plus three, plus three is nine
- Death rays are better than lasers because lasers are really hot, whereas Death Rays are really deadly. If you fire one into a mirror, your reflection will die, but not you. (Link first had to deal with this problem in The Adventures of Link) The trick to making a death ray is combining the first three facts about History.
- Quantum coincidences are both ubiquitous and neurocoinicidences. If you like it RAW, you'll note that even neurocoincidences become neuroneurocoincidences if you think about them.
- Think about THAT!
- Unordered lists. An excuse for sentence fragments.
- A crowd, chanting in unison:
- UL UL!!! UL UL UL!!
- 9. the world
To some extent, Austin Osman Spare would be proud. Now THERE'S a character for Grimm and Mandy or whatever its called. Yeesh!