don't eat cabbage.
looked at apartments. found one. probably going to get it and move in on the first. won't have internet for a while.
on a related note... cabbage is absolutely the most foul vegetable in the world. well actually i'm not sure if that is completely accurate due to the amount of particularly foul, mildly edible, plants there are in the world but cabbage is right up there. have you ever noticed how some vegetables, when boiled, smell identical to a fart? like collieflower, broccoli, and of course cabbage. now wouldn't one be led to believe that something with such a rank odor would make people think... "hmm... that smell comes from my ass when i pass crap out of my rectum, maybe i shouldn't eat something that smells like that" but NO! there are so many people who actually enjoy cabbage in this world its stunning. i still can't believe that i've heard the words "is that cabbage you're cooking? i love cabbage." i mean fucking F, when they push one out are they like, "mmm mmm that was a goooood batch there"? i just don't understand the attraction to cabbage. i mean yeah, you could say that i have focused my dislike for cabbage all on its odor but thats not entirely true, i have tasted it and it is completely unpaletable for me as well, its just that the odor usually dictates the taste of something and i find cabbage to be completely repulsive from a consumption standpoint. in essence cabbage = feces = not something you eat = don't eat cabbage.
love,
matt.
on a related note... cabbage is absolutely the most foul vegetable in the world. well actually i'm not sure if that is completely accurate due to the amount of particularly foul, mildly edible, plants there are in the world but cabbage is right up there. have you ever noticed how some vegetables, when boiled, smell identical to a fart? like collieflower, broccoli, and of course cabbage. now wouldn't one be led to believe that something with such a rank odor would make people think... "hmm... that smell comes from my ass when i pass crap out of my rectum, maybe i shouldn't eat something that smells like that" but NO! there are so many people who actually enjoy cabbage in this world its stunning. i still can't believe that i've heard the words "is that cabbage you're cooking? i love cabbage." i mean fucking F, when they push one out are they like, "mmm mmm that was a goooood batch there"? i just don't understand the attraction to cabbage. i mean yeah, you could say that i have focused my dislike for cabbage all on its odor but thats not entirely true, i have tasted it and it is completely unpaletable for me as well, its just that the odor usually dictates the taste of something and i find cabbage to be completely repulsive from a consumption standpoint. in essence cabbage = feces = not something you eat = don't eat cabbage.
love,
matt.